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Funny! / Tuesday, February 12, 2008 @ 2/12/2008 03:46:00 PM
Here are some jokes:
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your easter dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone," Yes, and my Mum says it's a bitch to iron."
One day, a teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read," ... and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said," The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said," I think he said: "Holy shit! A talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Here are some jokes:
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your easter dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone," Yes, and my Mum says it's a bitch to iron."
One day, a teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read," ... and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said," The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said," I think he said: "Holy shit! A talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
